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    As gay and funny as Richard Simmons?! This aweber email was funny

    I don't like to tease people with the silly things they do so I won't use any names. Today I got this email from someone who did a really good job on trying to sell me the Affiliate payload. BUT FORGOT....

    and I have some pictures...
    this is a triple warning for you all to double check your aweber and getresponse emails it might be the reason you don't make a sale.






    Of course "mya" should have been in the certain areas of this post.
    I sure hope this doesn't happen to any of us.

    It is better to be thought of a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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    lolol - jokes.

    Dear [[name]], here is what i want you to do.

    Your name. << Oh my, that right thurrr just takes the cake.



    No Of Course You Can't Do That Here << READ THE RULES

    "You can sell dogshit if you package it right, doesn't mean it will taste good or that your customer will be satisfied, but you can! You can also have a hard time giving FREE GOLD away if it's covered in dogshit or not packaged right".

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    LMAO!!!!!!!

    lmao..one of the reasons I haven't started using aweber yet. I know I'm missing on on this infamous "list building" but I don't want to look like an ass just yet...lmao Great post.
    Stop reading...start DOING

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    Hahaha... stupid sucker... it's {!firstname} if anyone cares...
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    Lemonarian (and others) ...

    this may not be right forum to ask (move it to the more appropriate place if need be)... but I know you're an aweber user (i get your emails - they're cool! ) ...

    last night i had the frustration of my forex brotherhood launch emails going straight to the junk mail folder in microsoft outlook on my machine ... so chances are it was happening to the others i was sending it to too ... it was only a very small list, and it seems some of them did click, so it's not all lost

    lesson 1 - i must test emails before i send them!! (DOH!! but lesson learnt)

    but even after trying different changes to make it seem less junky, it was still going straight to the junk email folder ... yet the spam assassin score on aweber was 0 ...

    any advice?


 

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