Thugs in downtown Toronto...

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Hi All - funny story - my attempt to lighten the Sat mood for those of use spinning and posting.

A couple of weeks ago the wife and I were in Toronto to catch the Eddie Izzard concert at Massey. I left my phone charger at home so had to go to a store to buy another - tons of glass on the front of this store....

So I'm standing there asking the clerk for the charger - and a couple of wanna-be thuggy types come strolling in. You know the guys - pants hung low, full grill, hats cocked to the side so as not to show fake corn rows (these are white dudes btw)...

Staring at them was funny, and listening to them was even better (reminded myself I needed a pic of one of these douchebags to show my daughter what is not allowed to be brought home) but what was even funnier - the store clerk asked one of them to leave cause he was getting mouthy... picture this...

LittleWhite Eminem Wanna-be flips off the clerk, says a bunch of smack about coming to "smoke him" blah blah blah - (real G would have just smacked the clerk without a word...) and he walks to the door...

NOPE -

he walked into the glass wall 5' from the door.. .sound of "boingyoingboingyoing" as the Mr.Wannabe fell back holding his face - the whole store (about 20 of us) started laughing..... needless to say the other wannabe pushed his "Boi" out the right door and they left....

I asked the clerk for the video and he promised he would try to get me a copy....

so.. until that time:

YouTube Video

[virtualprofits]

ROTFL! Hilarious.

[Blackman]

Yeaaaaah, those glass walls are dodgy I'll probably piss myself laughing if I see someone hitting it, when I'm there

[NCMedia]

You sure it wasn't me?

Sounds funny as hell and priceless the fact that it was a lil' douche thinking he's all that.

hehe next time you're downtown give me a buzz bluff, we'll do a double date or somethin'.

And for the record, I went through a wigger phase, and I still can't wear a hat perfectly straight, you can take the kid out of Scarborough, but you can't take...

N.