Sum Ting Wong? I fix foyu smayol

[NCMedia]

I'm sorry in advance for posting this, I love everybody, all skin, all race, all gender, but THIS just makes me HOWL every single time I read it - and thus HAVE to share!

1) That's not right......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? . Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP....................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse........................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach? . Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table....... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift........... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet.... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.......... No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight................. Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great..................................... Fa Kin Su Pah



**PS - I'm a Polak - and thus let the Polish jokes commence as an inside joke from here on in... (Not sure if I should have done that...)...

[JIMZ]

Interesting, my Grandfather was from Danzig (Gdansk) hence my surname ZILZ!!!

Do you know any good Polish jokes? Most people think I am German so never hear any...

[Ganceann]

Interesting, my Grandfather was from Danzig (Gdansk) hence my surname ZILZ!!!

Do you know any good Polish jokes? Most people think I am German so never hear any...

I am just making this up now - so don't take offense... am trying to give you a polish joke.

A man walks into a bar in Warsaw and complains to the barman about the rising cost of visiting his dentist.

The barman nods his head and he says, "Yeah, the fuel price increase has really made the return trip to London expensive"

(it is lame... but as topical as I can probably get given the situation :P)

[NCMedia]

What's even better is that if it was said in Polish, to Poles that didn't hear the joke yet, this would be considered hysterical (it's an oldy but a goodie)... Our logic and language is actually quite straight and you will never hear a polak say 'know what I mean?' there is just NO room for miscommunication or not understanding from lack of unique words or their use in variations etc... Might sound odd but it kinda gives me an edge in the way I process my thoughts (some NOT in my favor - ok MOST :P ).

No offense taken - keep 'em coming!

[TJHowell123]

Good one! Norb with the Chinese Menu!

Thanks for the Rickroll! LOL

Tom

[Blackman]

Czech Norb,

Kurwaaaa, zajebista jokes

emmm, yeah, that's all I know in polish from my friends

[NCMedia]

hahaha damn that was good - just your attempt at writing in polish, and you actually got a few good ol' words in there - WIN