Hey there...

[Joshua G]

I guess I've never actually introduced myself on... ugh, any Internet marketing forum, really. I'm am Joshua, the guitar playing sex God from Ontario, Canada. I'd tell you my exact location but last time there was a stalker situation and it didn't end pretty; let's not go through that again.

I'm a 19 year old high school drop out, go me right? Hey now! Hold your judgment, I'm a not a tool who just quit for no reason - some family issues that don't really need to be discussed via forum forced me to quit school and go to work. Seriously, I scored 98% in both my business classes and my programming classes on my final report card; I got this pimp certificate and plaque as well, go me times 2. I was the first cat to score that high in my school for both those courses, suck it nerds.

I took like 3 years away from graphic design/web development during that struggling period so I'm a bit rusty to say the least. The first thing designed in almost 3 years was my terrible Forex website; I'm getting back in the groove though.

So what's my goal with this Internet marketing shit? Number one, buy a working car. Number two, use the car to work a regular-shit job and do marketing. Number three, work shitty job, do Internet marketing, get my education. Number four, get a college education, work shitty job, do Internet marketing. Finally, number five, get a decent job, do Internet marketing, <3 Norb for his sexy products with high commissions.

I think this post will explain why I work my ass off trying literally everything Internet marketing related - it's not just for extra cash, it's a desperation move to move forward in my life; there's my secret!

Keep rockin',

- Joshua

[lemonarian]

Go you man! Desperation rocks, if you're at rock bottom there's no place to go but up, right?

Linus