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    Norb - Here is my Polish Joke (Norb's Polish - don't worry it's cool - He needs the laughs...). How do you ruin a Polish party?

    Flush the punch bowl.

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    And entertain them by writing "PTO" on both sides of a paper

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    Default An old favorite of my dad

    What do 1492, 1776 and 1812 have in common?

    Adjoining rooms at the Warsaw Hilton.

    Can also be answered as:

    adjoining rooms at any Hilton Hotel once Paris takes over.

    When a dragon gets this old, it knows nothing but pain, constant pain.
    It grows decrepit... crippled... pitiful. Spiteful! - Ulrich from Dragonslayer

    Meddle Not in the Affairs of Dragons... for thou art crunchy and go well with Brie! - The Bird of Prey circa 1978

    After a time, you may come to find, that having... is not so pleasing a thing, as wanting, after all. - Spock from Star Trek Original Series episode Amok Time

    Neither a borrower, nor a lender be - Polonius, Hamlet Act 1 Scene 3 :: A borrower is slave to a lender - Proverbs 22:7

    I don't take a p*ss without getting paid for it. - Harlan Ellison

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