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    Norb - Here is my Polish Joke (Norb's Polish - don't worry it's cool - He needs the laughs...). How do you ruin a Polish party?

    Flush the punch bowl.

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    And entertain them by writing "PTO" on both sides of a paper

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    Default An old favorite of my dad

    What do 1492, 1776 and 1812 have in common?

    Adjoining rooms at the Warsaw Hilton.

    Can also be answered as:

    adjoining rooms at any Hilton Hotel once Paris takes over.
    Meddle Not in the Affairs of Dragons... for thou art crunchy and go well with Brie! - The Bird of Prey circa 1978

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